*If you could become two people right now, what are the first two things you’d want to do?
1) Have sex with myself.
2) Have sex with myself again.
*Who writes the best song lyrics? I’d like to think I am the superior lyricist.
*What one thing can’t you seem to scratch off your to-do list? Jumping out of a plane.
*Would you rather be a food critic, a book critic, or a film critic? I think that even if I was forced to do just one, I’d manage to do all three. So all three.
*Share what you know about the year you were born. I think me being born is enough history.
*What makes you smile like nothing else can? Sex.
*Name a documentary that you think everyone should see. Sick.
*Do you believe in luck? Maybe it exists. However, rarely to myself.
*Describe what you’d do with an extra four hours today. Probably waste a couple more hours doing everything I shouldn’t.
*What decade or era do you find particularly fascinating? The ones that haven’t happened yet.
*Would you rather have one free trip to space or free international travel for life? Free international travel for life, there’s hardly anything exciting to do it space.
*Name a product or company that you’d like to star in a TV commercial for. Any alcohol brand so I could hopefully get the hookups.
*What’s the longest you’d want to live without internet access? If I’m being given the option, none. But thats not to say it wouldn’t be doable.
*List three jobs you’d consider pursuing if money didn’t matter. Writer, Vet Tech, Copywriter
*What type of art do you appreciate most? I’d have to say music.
*Write one sentence that summarizes each year of your life so far. That sounds quite tedious.
*Would you rather go bungee jumping or skydiving? It’d be neat to be attached to a bungee while skydiving, I don’t know.
*Do you prefer to write notes on paper or on an electronic device? Paper. For some reason I feel much more accomplished that way.
*Name one thing you wish you could go back and change about your education. I would have chosen the right place, first.
*What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you as a result of procrastinating? Not finishing any-